Sex Combat

A wrestler meatheads idea of exciting sex

"You ok youre grabbing your back?"
"Ya um, its Bianca. Purple hair. Wrestling. Shes into something called Sex Combat."
"Whoaaaa. Noo. You need to be careful with that T Zone."
"She punched me in the penis"
"She punched you in the penis? Did it hurt? Was it like a straight, did she jab it was it like a left hook?"
"Idk I was asleep I just woke up in pain"

"Bianca still hitting you up?"
"Ya she wants to choke slam me"
"I'm starting to get worried about your sex wrestling T bag"
"Ya me too. The Boston crab isn't nearly as fun as it sounds!"
(No Tomorrow)

by Lexthegreat March 1, 2017

sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special

When getting a blowjob in a vehicle the girl uses two hands to stroke your dick while making a beat with her mouth, when the cum goes on the windshield have the girl lick it up

Yo I heard you got the sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special last night
Yeah I’m recording my mixtape over the beat she made with her mouth

by Randall Mapson February 27, 2019

combatative

A sophisticated way to describe someone who takes pleasure in arguing

Stay out of Lauren's way when she's feeling combatative

by NoiseBot May 27, 2008

combobulated

The period before the feeling of discombobulation.

"Darn, i feel quite discombobulated right now, i miss being combobulated."

by Dr. Sweeting and Prof. Cooper December 7, 2006

Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercut

It is where he Pussy get over loaded and shuts off and no more love time.

When I Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercutted her she wasn't moving right.

by Big Daddy tells facks October 14, 2020

california combo

To blaze bowls, while drinking beer under the influence of mushrooms

My friends enjoy the California combo on a nightly basis

by joel ripkin January 5, 2008

spontanious combustion

sex that is so good you've gotten off before you have even started

as in a Prince song, Matt Damon and all of the band filter....because we all have a really dirty mind

by badfish May 9, 2003