Cat

A god-like being that looks down upon humans, which worship said cats. Black cats are given a bad rap, when they too are just as powerful as any other god-cat

All hail cats, all hail cats.

by little arsonist scrunkle May 8, 2023

Cat

Furry, sussy, little furballs of destruction and are designed to look so cute you are hypnotised my it's low-quality meow noise. The gif below is hypnosis at work.

Oh shit, it's a cat!

by Sussy gut May 15, 2023

cat

little 5th dimension anger gods trying to scratch you at every chance

has mind controlling powers

hey nice cat can i touch him?

yeah sure

"gets brutally scratched to death"

no bad ( example of mind controlling powers)

by named person May 18, 2023

cat

cute cuddly creacher

cat is a cat

by Osky 847 May 23, 2023

Cat

A cat is a animal that will beg for food non stop and eat your body alive when you die

Oh that person died, 2 days later we found out the cat ate it to survive

by Your_local_burrito May 23, 2023

Cat

Cats are animals you put money into just for them to scratch a hole in your sofa or piss on the floor

My cat is a dick.

by Fardus June 7, 2023

Cat

A pet that either hates you or loves you most of the time it's hate, most of the time it's hate but people have them as pets since there cute .

My cat loves me.

by Coral9 June 7, 2023