Bruce Rahman

An absolute stud renowned for his nonchalant and charming persona. His aura and testosterone levels exceed the average amount.

He is also known as the man who re-established the BBC motoring programme Top Gear, even hosting specials on Mars with his ripped father.

Many regard Bruce as Brad Pitt’s lookalike, except he pulls 10 times more hoes with his massive wang and can lift 30kg more on a bench press.

“He’s not quite Jeremy Clarkson but he can do a bloody good job at hosting Top Gear, don’t you think?”
“Clarkson would bug out on the flight to Mars without his cigarettes. Bruce Rahman on top.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

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Bruce Xu

Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted

person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"

by the Xu meister July 13, 2024

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Bruce Carroll

VERB: To engage in infidelity or betrayal of a romantic partner due to their physical disability or impairment, often stemming from prejudice or a lack of compassion.

“Did you hear about Mike?”
“Yeah, dude. He totally Bruce Carrolled his girlfriend after her surgery. What a jerk!”
“Right? She deserved so much better.”

by Penny C December 14, 2024

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