Euphoria Boner

the boner a trans feminine person gets when they do something that gives them gender euphoria
person a: “i wore a skirt today and it gave me a boner for some reason”
person b: “that’s probably your euphoria boner!”
by transfemcel June 18, 2021
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loner-boner

An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.
The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.
by i get bored sometimes. October 02, 2009
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boner lean

The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.
Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?
by theresnofreenamesonUD March 01, 2008
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Boner Smash

verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.

ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005
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Storm Boner

NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.
Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.
by Baron Von Berpinfartz October 29, 2013
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Jesus Boner

When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.
by Cuntmuffin995 September 05, 2019
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maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length
Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry
by Maxi pad June 26, 2015
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