Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv
I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg
by legendchecker October 23, 2024
Get the Prairie Blumpkin mug.Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin
by Slana October 29, 2024
Get the Prairie Blumpkin mug.Nic was giving Brandon a bro-job till brandon pulled out a pocket and and launch it into Nic's face. Turning it into a prairie blumpkin
by Slana November 5, 2024
Get the Prairie Blumpkin mug.Prarie Blumpkin, and verb. This is where a dude gets blown in a hot porta pottie, and as the guy getting blown cuts, he blasts his buddy in the face with an egg.
"What did you do this weekend? "
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"
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Get the Prarie blumpkin mug.When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.
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