The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.
"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."
by sressler December 26, 2006
Get the birds nestmug. by Brennan G May 22, 2007
Get the bird-dogginmug. How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.
Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.
by calandale November 17, 2014
Get the the birds and the beesmug. Originating from an advertisement for an “urban” (black) clothing store, this play on the question “ya heard?” has quickly become a phenomenon. The deliver of this immortal line is asking the receiver if he understands the deliverer’s preceding remarks. It is understood to be an inquiry, but due to the sheer force of the query , an exclamation point is often substituted for the grammatically “correct” question mark.
by roflcotermeister July 25, 2006
Get the ya birdmug. A sexual position used often. Where the male, is lieing on his back and the female, while riding the male, twirls in a circular motion and does a complete 360 keeping the penis inside her vagina the whole time.
by gizzem June 26, 2005
Get the twirly birdmug. by Evil Tim October 13, 2003
Get the birds and the beesmug. The action of pulling off a used condom after sexual intercourse and spinning it in a propeller-like motion, and then proceeding to slap one's partner across the face with it (likely breaking the condom and spewing its contents across his/her face.)
Yo Louis you shoulda seen it last night man, after we finished banging we fell asleep, and I woke her up the next day with a whirly bird. It was Epic!
by Clamp Norris May 27, 2010
Get the Whirly Birdmug.