Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.

Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!

by Eject Rejects! May 14, 2020

bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012

Rainbow bacon

A candy often called sour power belts. When broken In half causes a rain of suger

Person: what candy did you get

Person 2: Rainbow bacon

by Rubilacxe October 26, 2018

popcorn bacon

the result of leaving a piece or more of bacon in the microwave or on the stove and causing it to shrivel into the shape of popcorn.

guy 1:"Hey you hungry?"
guy 2:"A little, why"
guy 1:"i... accidentally made popcorn bacon and i don't want it."
guy2:"Oh, ok uh... no thanks then>"

by Fredd the Narwhal April 5, 2010

Stay Bacon

(Be all cool on a nigga) The opposite of going ham. Keeping your shit together.

"Bruh, Imma go ham on this bitch if he don't keep his mouth off me"
"Shit, he ain't nothing but a bitch, stay bacon bruh, stay bacon."

by Yay Bacon January 12, 2012

Bacon Stuffer

Some fat white girl that shoves bacon in her pussy

i bet that girl is a Bacon Stuffer

by Slitmythroatdry September 15, 2009

bacon nigger

1) One who is in charge of making the bacon while camping.
2) An idiot.

Originated from the misinterpretation of the words bacon maker.

Can be shortened to BN if looking for a more politically correct and societally appealing way to say this.

"Rope that horse, BN!"

"Man, i'm starving. I need some food."
"Go make some bacon, bacon nigger!"

by BNig December 24, 2007