jonx boof

when you goofed up so bad that you jynxed yourself to the point of stupid humiliation; a really stupid way to mess up that led to you being rightfully jynx because of how dumb you were

Jon was so sure he had won that game that he was celebrating his victory even after he actually loss. He jonx boofed himself so hard he didn't even realize it.

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Boof

Something that is a “big oof”.

Me: I failed my math test
Friend: That’s a boof

by Ginny Hermione Potter January 8, 2019

Boof

When a dog barks quietly so it just sounds like boof.

Guy: Who's a good boy?
Dog: Boof.

by WaysideWorks March 31, 2020

Boof

Boof is the name of something that is meant to be smoked Eg: Joint, vape , cigarette, cigar etc.

“Pass the boof bra” says Ayden asking for the disposable vape

by BuzBoiz May 3, 2022

Boof

Another term for a vape or juul.

My boof is about out of juice, I need to refill it before the cotton starts burning.

by Bigboof February 26, 2019

Shiloh Boof

When a stripper farts blow into your asshole from their asshole

Last night at the bachelor party I got a Shiloh Boof

by Boofthereitis May 2, 2024

boofed

Black is white. Night is day. 2+2=17.34632.

When that molester Kavanaugh opened his mouth into a Devil's triangle, the world boofed and the Republicans slurped it up.

by the hands of justice October 6, 2018