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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

The hole of a fag that has been blasted by the cock.
by Vincent1367 January 8, 2009
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spangle blisters

"My spangle blisters are a bit sweaty in this heat"
by World of Weird July 10, 2003
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turkey baster

Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.
You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)
by kinkasaur November 13, 2006
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basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.
Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"
by MooN333 September 13, 2011
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flatter-blatter

the sound that comes out when your talking and you forget what your saying in the middle of a sentance.
so people know to forget what you just said cause repeat transmission is coming out
ok heres a good exap...flatter-blatter
blatter-flatter flatter -blah.

right lets start again
by marine January 15, 2004
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blasted

blighted, ruined, damned, cursed
When the tornado hit, everything got blasted!
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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