A sudden desire to masturbate.
"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."
"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."
"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."
by Deathkiryuu February 29, 2012
Get the fap attack mug.When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)
"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."
by Sharkpunch123 March 13, 2008
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The ultimate drink created by Adam Smithson. It consists of Monster, Red Bull, Mt. Dew, Dr. Pepper, and a drop of Orange Soda, all mixed into a large subway cup...The drink is so powerfull it will have you bouncing off the walls for a good amount of time.
DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK.
DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK.
by TYLERECALL April 21, 2010
Get the heart attack massacre mug.The sensation that something is coming at you while you are sleeping, usually ending up with the victim waking up and shaking uncontrollably. Can be related to sleep apnea (a real disorder) or presomination
by Matazaron January 3, 2008
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The first fraternity party I ever went to, I was chocolate attacked by a 350-pound sack of shit named Jeb.
by Sgt. Baker May 14, 2005
Get the Chocolate attack mug.The new legendary killstreak in call of duty black ops. Created by Cr1Tikal, it is the act of crawling forward on the ground with a ballistic knife switching between primary and secondary weapons making it look as if you were swimming. The attack fish is known for its longshots with the ballistic knife and capable of 360 skewers.
Dave: Dude I got this sick attack fish kill the other night.
Jeff: No way man tell me!
Dave: Alright so I was goin' fish technique and I damn near 360 some bitch. Well it was more of a 180 fish but I guess that's acceptable.
Phil: I was playing black ops the other night and I felt like a fish that the terminator would keep in his fish bowl.
Jeff: No way man tell me!
Dave: Alright so I was goin' fish technique and I damn near 360 some bitch. Well it was more of a 180 fish but I guess that's acceptable.
Phil: I was playing black ops the other night and I felt like a fish that the terminator would keep in his fish bowl.
by The rock that's made of others December 14, 2010
Get the Attack Fish mug.Named after the scene in "Scott Pilgrim Vs the world" where one of the villains Matt Patel crashed into the club where Scott and his band was playing and then starts the first fight scene of the movie. The point in a movie, t.v series or videogame where the first few minutes or episodes are boring, average, or over all not impressive, but then something completely out of the blue happens and the rest is beyond anyone's first impressions.
The first thirteen episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood seemed like boring exposition and looked rushed, but when Bradley was carving up Greed like a turkey, this series was then Attacked by Patel.
At first Back to the Future seemed like an average movie. But the minute the Delorian hit 88mph, I knew I was just Attacked by Patel.
At first Back to the Future seemed like an average movie. But the minute the Delorian hit 88mph, I knew I was just Attacked by Patel.
by Lor-D July 10, 2011
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