Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench

Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.

by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020

Pickled Anus

The posterior sphincter of an animal that has been preserved in vinegar.

"Sacre bleu, did you just say Pickled Anus?

by CNU Tonight October 1, 2020

Aggravated Em Anus

When you squat while cleaning your room on your period and you think you have to fart but you accidentally poop yourself violently. It drips into the bloody pad as well as your underwear itself but yet, through sheer determination, you still clean up your room before cleaning your butt

Wow dude! I have an extreme case of aggravated Em anus last night!

by Jefree123456789 October 14, 2020

anu

survivor

“Hey look it’s Anu”
“Anu? She’s a survivor”

by bigcoatdaddy July 2, 2022

Cauliflower anus

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter

I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.

by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022

Conversion Anus

When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.

- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus

by Polidicks August 26, 2022

flesh anus

1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.

2. The fleshy part of your anus

Emily I said flesh light not flesh anus.

I need to take better care and scrub my flesh anus.

by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 27, 2022