alaskan flounder basket

the alaskan flounder basket is when you take a giant shit in her mouth then she gives you a blow job then doing her in the asshole

1.take a dump in her mouth
2.have her give you a blowjob
3.DO HER IN THE ASS!!!
THATS THE ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET BITCH!!!!

by MR.J-FAL April 19, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.

(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.

by James T. January 29, 2007

Alaskan Corn Dog

When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.

After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog

by Xorak April 22, 2008

Alaskan

Residents of the 49th state of the United States. Alaskans reside in a frozen wasteland full of oil drilling, moose, and can see Russia from their backyard. Separated from the lower 48 and bordering Canada, Alaskans are really like the Canadian bastard stepchildren we adopted.

You know, Alaskans are really pretty much just adopted Canadians... aye.

by UWDT February 19, 2009

alaskan paintjob

when you get a lapdance from a stipper and she leaves a skidmark on your leg

a dirty girl stripper gives an alaskan paintjob

by the cooler85 May 13, 2011

Alaka

Thotty thot

Guy: yo isn’t that thot girl?
Guy 2: oh alaka? Yeah she’s such a thot!!

by Gabethethotslayer June 23, 2018

alaskan rhino

the same as an albino rhino except with a
hockey rink/frozen pond and a pair of ice skates.

Brad: how'd you get frost bite on your dick?
Seth: i tried to give my bitch an alaskan rhino and slipped
Brad: DAMN!

by Seppy aka Seth April 16, 2007