This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

funky lock knee

When knees lock up while one is dancing causing a jolting motion.

He really wanted to get down to the band but had a bad case of funky lock knee.

by tadwollop March 17, 2010

Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010

Knee rubber

A person that non-chalantly fondles, rubs, caresses or brushes you with their hands (usually the leg area so they can move up further toward the goods) as an indicator that they're DTF.

I went to a movie with Danny he put his had on my thigh! He's such a knee rubber!

by lboogy85 December 2, 2010

knee fad

A female/male/hermaphrodite performing fellatio while on their knees.

Me: I'd like to have a great time tonight.

Her: Well what did you have in mind?

Me: I was thinking of wining and dining, but maybe we can skip that and head right to the age-old "knee fad". I need to wake up early tomorrow and figured it would help me get to sleep faster

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Her: 8====D-- -- ------ 0

by 1eyedwilly7 July 1, 2010

Knee Chip

Its only the coolest girl i have ever met no one else is knee chip but one girl she is so awesome and she is the funniest girl on earth

awesome person who loves knee chip who is called knee chip

by David Brown213 June 7, 2011

Knee-cruise

The act of steering with the knee, when you are far too busy to use your hands. I.E. Shuffling through maps, your CD's, applying your face, arm wrestling with your passenger, etc. Usually preceded by pressing the "Cruise Control" button.

Brenda and Tommy were far too busy playing Scrabble on their way to Montana. Good thing he knows how to knee-cruise.

by Nunya Bidnis November 6, 2010