jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013

Skittle jizz

Is what you get when you soak a male part in a mixture of disolved skittles and water.For when the ejection comes it will taste like skittles.

Man and woman engage in sexual intercourse and the man ejects his seed in to the woman's mouth it taste like the rainbow."also known as skittle jizz."

by moomooboyrainbows January 25, 2011

Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth

co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"

by kopask January 18, 2015

Jizz Tickets

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.

"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."

by adem g September 8, 2013

jizz giggle

When you violently and unintentionally cum in your pants due to extreme laughter

My friend had to change his pants due to the severe jizz giggle he endured

by Big fluffy January 7, 2014

abracadabra jizz

it’s when you are about to nut and you say abracadabra and jizz on her back

her: are you about to come?
me: abracadabra jizz

by trashy ashley October 3, 2020

cool jizz

Great , Awesome , Beautiful

Your hair is cool jizz!

by Kale Cee March 19, 2023