Brandon is a kind soul. but dont be fooled by this act of kindness, all Brandons are GAY and this is a force not to be reckoned with because he will touch you.
by a man who never lies April 29, 2021
Get the brandon albanmug. To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20
I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy
by Sandman September 14, 2018
Get the Brandon McCarthymug. awesome guy that loves metal. has long hair and can play guitar very well. often optimistic. doesn't love easily, but when he does it's usually for a long time.
by !cubley! May 22, 2011
Get the Brandon Cubleymug. HE HIS A SET 8 FUCKING MONG HE ALSO THINKS HE IS MASSIVE AND WILL KNOCK OUT ANYONE WHEN IN REALITY HES A FUCKING PUSSY AND HE IS RETARDED CUNT I WILL SPARK HIM TF OUT THE DUTTY MONG HE IS ALSO A SLY CUNT AND HE STINKS OF PURE PISS DOESNT WASH IS THE BIGGEST REEM TO EVER GRACE THE EARTH
by HITLERBOYOBACH July 4, 2020
Get the Brandon Tatchellmug. A little fuck head with big muscles. He will violently attack you if provoked. He listens to Travis Scott and buys the sexiest drip. Will consume any drug at any time. *DO NOT APPROACH* he is prone to moaning in your ear
by Factsbyzach January 31, 2022
Get the Brandon Slavinmug. You see that guy on Snapchat posting mirror selfies with the caption “I can’t take mirror selfies 😭😭” and replying to everyone saying “bet” he’s a real Brandon Hernes
by Ideate May 9, 2018
Get the brandon hernesmug. Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.
by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 15, 2020
Get the Brandon Jaffraymug.