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maria

maria is a nice lady she might be a teacher just like Miss Bee and Maria is going to be an awesome friend and she's going to be very kind and if you mess with her she going to punch you in the face
"hey maria you ugly " WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU CRACKHEAD!!!!!!!" *maria punches that person*"WHO IS UGLY NOW SUCKER"
by peanut butter pizza November 13, 2019
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Maria

The one and only girl who will actually make you laugh.
i love Maria
by 4nt.art1ca_ January 2, 2024
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Maria

flat feet, but always the best one forward
Person A: omg why are they walking like that
Person B: oh it’s just a maria
by bigjim91837193858193 May 21, 2024
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Maria

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
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Maria Paula

Maria Paula is a name of a good person and ais always a kinded soul.
She can be rude person and annoying but she can help.
They are always going to hit you and make your day better.
You always need her, she is always make you do the work even though make they feel welcome to the world.
Maria Paula herself.
They are normally short.
by anonymous February 9, 2023
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Josep Maria

A person with whom you can disappear from your reality for a moment and think of nothing else. Intelligent and insightful. Likes to spend time doing logarithms and dancing. He has a perfect ability to achieve what he sets out to do but has difficulty concentrating to watch movies. He tends to let herself be carried away by her emotions in a sincere and clear way. He is special and can establish a special connection with the so-called "Miquel" due to the excellent quality of their cuisine. Talking to him will always be a pleasure for others. He is, without a doubt, someone who will steal your heart.
He also has a big dick and a big booty.
Josep Maria, aquí no!
by czleuqim November 23, 2021
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pulled a maria

Forgetting something in the oven and burning it. Finnish proverb common within youths.
Rick totally pulled a maria with our food and burnt it. What a chef!
by Pav3 February 25, 2018
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