when you take a handful of Viagra at the age of 25 and pound you girlfriend so hard in rear on Halloween night and shoot a quick heavy shot of cum on her forehead causing her to wake up the next morning with a red dot and practicing Hinduism.
OMG Becky look at your forehead, did you boyfriend perform the hindu hammer last night?
Response: Fuck ya he did it was Halloween BEEEEAATCH
Response: Fuck ya he did it was Halloween BEEEEAATCH
by Rock Hard Balboa October 31, 2017
AMER THE HAMMER
by theprotrainer February 04, 2010
by allie:fierce December 13, 2006
by Tall TEE Killa December 12, 2006
A velvet hammer is a marketing tactic; a scheme wherein your customer gets his customers or suppliers to pay for the product you are selling.
Imagine that you are a publisher of specialty magazines. Your customers are large building contractors. You are attempting to sell a new prospect, United Residential Homes, the idea that they should publish a monthly magazine about their company. This will not cost United anything. You will sell advertising in the magazine to United's suppliers: plumbers, electricians, painters, interior decorators, etc. However, you expect United to call these suppliers and lean on them to cooperate with your salesmen. This is called the "velvet hammer."
by Stephen2 December 10, 2007
When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.
Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!
by Mity J October 23, 2006
While fucking a chick from behind the you donkey punch her in the back of the head. When she turns around to bitch at you because it hurt you circumcise yourself and throw the foreskin in her face. Upon doing that you yell OPAH!!! and run away. All of this is done whilst wearing a yamaka...(this can only be done once)
by Lights On April 10, 2011