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Dildo

You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.
Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
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natural dildo

fuck dick pussy ass sex ovaries sperm cum semen
who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos
by hiraeth.13 April 22, 2021
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french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
by slickomode September 10, 2020
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nerf dildo

NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.
Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.
by An Impressive Fool December 1, 2023
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Dildo

A guy normally named Dillon or Dylan who uses girls for sex. They normally have slept with over 20 girls.
Girl: Hey do you know Dillon.
Other girl: yea he is a dildo.
by Balsamgirlnew May 16, 2017
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dildo pocket

Is used only when referring to "Moke" (a terrible terrible human) - as a diss to make his dick go through his mouth hole and out the bottom one - basically calling him a cagina/Bagina/vagina
"Oh yeah fuck off moke. You're just a big Ol' dildo pocket. Suck on that sister"
by Mokesdad September 23, 2017
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dildo

anything can be a dildo if you put your mind to it
Aww man did you see tracy?! That bitch used a katana as a dildo!
by atinky butthole March 5, 2021
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