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emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
by chimpy82 November 6, 2023
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Dildo

It is a adult toy that men and woman use to put in their vagina and or anus to simulate having sexual intimacy
I just used my dildo and I have a orgasem
by Queff chef November 23, 2023
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Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches
She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.
by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo
bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.
by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016
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dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
by BurritoEater101 April 9, 2024
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kosher dildo

The act of inserting a Hebrew national hotdogs into one's orphice for sexual pleasure
Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.
by Rtlm2007 December 14, 2023
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