box blocker

A male or female who interferes with a female's attempts to get some sexual action. Similar to a cock blocker, except it's a vagina that's being blocked from action, hence the term "box."
"I would totally have picked up that guy if you douche bags hadn't been box blocking me all night."

"I like going out with the guys to watch the game, but I never get laid those nights since they're such box blockers."
by HNIC August 03, 2007
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box eater

eatage of a woman's vajayjay. Common term for lesbians.
"Megan, you are my number one box eater."
by hookahwhore November 06, 2008
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Juice Boxing

When you are having sexual intercourse with a female and you make her squirt all over you because you hit her sweet spot several time. Usually when this happens, her legs will start to shake rapidly and she will grab you very firmly. This is called juice boxing because youre usually beating the vagina up for several hours and she has you soaking wet in result.
Nate was juice boxing her last night. I could hear her screaming from outside the room and he claims she was soaking wet and blasting all over him.
by NateG09 March 12, 2009
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a box of ziti

he said he could hook up a QP for a
box of ziti
by 420hitter December 04, 2002
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Luck Box

Used to account for one's surprisingly good fortunes or previously unknown talents. A way to rationalize when something happens that far exceeds the known abilities of someone or something.
I thought going into the fantasy football draft this year that it would be a total crapshoot, but I was able to luck box a crenshaw team that is rock chalk to win the championship.
by Dave.R. July 01, 2006
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chess-boxing

A new sport in Germany where people test their brawn and their brains by competing in chess games, and then 3-minute rounds of boxing. The game continues until someone is knocked out. People compete for the title of chess-boxing champion.
Lucy: "Chess-boxing is so sexy. I'd love to have a guy that chess-boxes."
by feeltherawk July 08, 2008
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Lock Box

I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally lock boxed me.
by Megaman Juno February 09, 2008
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