Megan

Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.

Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.

Wow my bird chest just chest collapsed I just got Megan’d !

by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021

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Megan is beautiful and she can be kinda annoying sometimes and she is a really loving person if you date a megan really really lucky

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Her big. Not shit sherlock

by Megan's boyfriend February 26, 2022

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an intellectual bada$$/the best person you’ll ever meet/the love of your life

Fabiha: My life would be bleak and meaningless without Megan, an intellectual bada$$.
Megan: We FABIHA. We are intellectual bada$$.

by your mommm October 22, 2020

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Megan Pewo

A real one, someone who has your back to the fullest. Someone who go to war for you who loves beyond measures someone if you lose your regret every day of your life.

I wish I had a girl like Megan Pewo, she used to be mine, now she is his.

by Everyday average normal guy April 27, 2025

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Megan

A phenomenal person you are lucky to know. She loves to laugh, and can brighten your day with a single conversation. She is never content, always striving for more in her life, always ready to learn a skill or try something new. Very caring and supportive, great to be in a relationship with. If you are her partner, she will make sure you are happy, and you will be. Her movie taste is questionable though.

Megan is the best! She is always so kind and supportive.

I know dude, you’re lucky to have her.

by LilSebastian26 January 12, 2021

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