Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.

That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking

by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010

post-pune

When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.

Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?

Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.

Ted: Lame!

by TedEye January 18, 2012

humping post

Good steady source of pussy

I have a steady humping post

by honey lips July 31, 2016

post-skank

To have lost all skank value.
The aftermath of being a hideous skank, therefore losing everything including her drug dealer and her dickhead "friends".

After a life of being a skank without cause, she became a post-skank and grandma at the age of 30.

by m d y May 16, 2009

Oops Post

A post that you make in a thread that you didn't intend to make or just look horrible and you go to delete/edit it really fast.

Johnny made an oops post in Introduction and then edited it to say something else.

by Deathspawn February 1, 2010

post pounder

A girls vagina

She slammed that post pounder right on me last night

by powerchocker July 18, 2017

Post-jack

Hijacking someones facebook post with meaningless off-topic banter.

D: Q&A on ABC is awesome. Debate polly-ticians. Debate!

M: Mmm Polly-waffle

D: Did you just Post-jack?

by Meshies May 17, 2010