Crack Rock Fresh

Feeling as fresh, or fresher than crack rocks. As fresh as feeling like you have been wrapped in cellophane and kept airtight.
Kelly: I am feeling fresh tonight!
Caci: Yeah girl, crack rock fresh.
by dawnyell April 06, 2011
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Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.
a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)
by Ian December 01, 2004
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fresh and fit podcast

The best male self improvement podcast in the world. It exposes uncomfortable truths in this day & age, as well as exposing the female nature which is used to manipulate men into being docile, soyboys. By watching this podcast, you're guaranteed to become an alpha male IF YOU put in the work.

The people against this podcast however are typically women as exposing anything about them, and their evil practises is often met with backlash due to this leftist, liberal society.
Mark: Yo dawg you heard bout the fresh and fit podcast?
Joe: Nah bro

Mark: You need to watch it bro, this shit will turn you from simp TO PIMP.

Joe: oh hell yea, time to get sum bitches on my dick ! ! ! !
by slipz67 April 22, 2022
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Fresh n' Sleazy

Another name for the food chain store "Fresh and Easy."
Hey, did you check out that new Fresh n' Sleazy that opened up across the street?
by Drexolpax March 14, 2008
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fresh out the water

Someone who is fresh out the water can be:
1. Fresh with some new brand new shining clothes or jewelry.
2. Looking rather skinny, such as a animal would when it comes out of the water.
1. Dog i just went up to the store, and bought me some shinin' jewelry and it looks as if I jumped up out that water

2. I've started lifting now because before I looked so small like I was fresh out the water.
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Farm Fresh Breakfast

Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.
Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.

Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.

I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018
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fresh baby pink

one who has not engaged in anal sex of any kind.
boy: is your baby pink still fresh?
girl: the freshest!
boy: thats a fresh baby pink for you
by Logz Parker April 27, 2008
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