Gay

When your heterosexual male friend prioritizes banging his new girlfriend over of hanging out with the boys. Platonically, we refer to this as gay.

Jimmy has a new girlfriend so he's all about being gay now instead of hanging out with the boys. Maybe one day he'll be hetero again and decide to hang out with us. The bath house won't be the same without him.

by 'Lil Dee Dee Dee July 30, 2022

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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

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