Poop Sex

If you think Poop is sexy, and you think Sex is sexy, then I have the definition for you. Poop sex is a very intimate act between two scat fans where poop is involved. I'm talking Cleveland steamers, fat poopy drizzlers, and shitty muck clogglers.

Poop sex is entirely dependent on what you and your partner ate that morning. Some Poop Sex fans enjoy if their partner only ate corn for the previous 3 days before their encounter. Others prefer a sloppy, greasy mess.

Either way, Poop Sex is versatile enough as a sex act that almost all scat fans can enjoy.

Hey love. I haven't had sex in a few days, and I definitely haven't had Poop Sex in a few weeks. Would you be cool with some gaping Poop Sex this afternoon?

by PoopSex123 December 5, 2022

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National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

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bootlehole whore sex

when two women or men of the name “paigy waigy” come together to create a child! With their paigy waigy genetics, the “perfect” baby is formed, which can be compared to the ruler of all, paigy waigy.

Wow! I saw two Paigys preforming bootlehole whore sex. that really inspired me to become a better person.

by Abalavalxyfbofj December 6, 2022

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Sex

its when a male has a friend its really hard to work with sometimes, for a female the milkers start to hurt in the center and then male tells his friend he knows how to fix their problem so then both male and female get naked and then the friend for the male also helps the girl by exploring her to find the problem, but sometimes the friend gets tired and since its really weird in their he throws up,

Me and my mom had sex last nighgt

by The master of the virgins December 7, 2022

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