Vanilla-Faced

When you ejaculate, you rub it on the back of your hand. You then slap someone with the palm of your hand and afterwards you backhand the person in one quick motion. The sperm from the back of your hand will stick on the persons face, thus giving them a "vanilla face."
After pulling out of his girlfriends vagina, Jizzy J busted a fat nut on the back of his hand a vanilla-faced the hell out of her.
by David Alto March 01, 2008
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face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.
I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.
by Big DG December 26, 2017
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Gray-facing

The act of using one's status as an individual who developed gray hair unusually early in life to feign ignorance, avoid responsibilities or or physical labor, or otherwise reap tangible or societal benefits generally reserved for the elderly.
Michael spent all day sitting on his couch saying he was "too old for this" and acting like he didn't understand anything, he's totally gray-facing again
by Sivart Nnamediew April 05, 2023
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SAD FACES CLUB

group formed by disappointed people whose faces are like :(
by SAD FACES CLUB June 06, 2019
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Face Fart

When you burp while wearing a mask after you have eaten something
I just face farted and it smelled so bad!
by Bigdog71 December 05, 2020
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ass face

boy if you dont get yo ass face
by gj4realz August 06, 2015
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