Cock

Another word for chicken or the chicken

Thats a fat cock
cock-a-doodle-doo

by Some Words of Wisdom May 21, 2018

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Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

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kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator”

The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia

by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025

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cock bound

to be bound by thy penis. when one is so enchanted by thy cock that they do not want to do anything that shan’t revolve around thy cock. similar to “pussy whipped”

Taylor Smith is Cock Bound.

by monkeybee23 November 20, 2021

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Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.

Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."

by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019

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