Akaito Syndrome

A phenomenon where there is a lack/shortage of male characters with specific personality traits to the point where fans would have to take an existing character and warp his personality to fit their narrative

Alternate Universes where Luka betrays the heroes are an example of Akaito Syndrome as there isn't a male teenage villain in miraculous ladybug, despite having two teen girl villains

by kuu-asaur December 13, 2024

Only guy syndrome

When you become attracted to a guy you’re with often simply because there aren’t other options at the moment.

Kate - omg, I can’t stop thinking about Jack from the office.

Jess - it’s just the only guy syndrome. He’s the only decent looking guy in the office and you’re there all the time.

by Meeshcry March 20, 2021

inappropriate illness syndrome

Where you always get ill at holiday time

Alix, "It's carnival and I feel like shit!"
Sara, "Of course, you've got inappropriate illness syndrome."

by SpeakEasy Institute February 13, 2010

Bienstockholm syndrome

Bienstockholm syndrome is an emotional response to the dizzying effects of peak financepunk. It happens to some Instagram users when they have positive feelings towards content posted by internationally renowned renaissance man artist-provocateur Alex Bienstock.

“I’ve been lost in the scroll for three hours. I’m late to work. I must have Bienstockholm syndrome.”

by Bienstockaddict69 February 2, 2022

Bus Syndrome

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...

Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte

by Fightstarboy January 30, 2009

Barbie Syndrome

The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.

When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.

by Ms Linguis March 14, 2018

Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.

I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.

by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024