Disappearing Ass Syndrome

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.

Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020

whiney ass bitch

WAB ... a narcissistic female or even a male who finds minor situations or activities to whine or complain about to others around them

I don't like this bar because the beer isn't perfectly chilled and I'm bored because I'm a Whiney ass bitch

by elev man December 1, 2013

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.

I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.

by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009

Cookieman’s ass cheeks

a gift from the gods

Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness

Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!

by Da truth as far as you know August 6, 2011

ass juice junkie

When a girl feinds for you to fuck her in the shitter, and sucks your cock after to suck her own ass juice off of your cock.

Dude, your girlfriend is an ass juice junkie.

by I'm the fucking master May 16, 2016

Ass Crease Grease

That little unexplained sludge line you get in your boxers. That's called... ASS CREASE GREASE!! Easily hidden by dark underware but undeniably present!

I feel pasty mustbe ACG! Ass Crease Grease

by Savethisworld September 19, 2019