Ass Wednesday

When your on top of a girl doing a 69 you put your asshole on her forehead and give her a shit stained cross.
She didn't go to mass on ash Wendsday to I gave her an Ass Wednesday as punishment
by Sick Rick January 15, 2004
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Ass face

Someone whose chin looks like someones ass has recently been on it.
Matt's such an ass face. Look's like someone's been shootin' the rim.
by Hank August 24, 2003
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do your ass

lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked
The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your ass.
by yorrick hunt January 28, 2008
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Black Ass Lie

n. A word originating from southern black people to describe another black person who tells blatant lies to another black person's face. Although it is used mainly between black relatives or close, black friends, it can also be used by people of another ethnicity to describe a black person who tells blatant lies.
1) Robert: I thought me and you were gonna go shoot some pool yesterday.
Irving: Oh, damn, I forgot all about that.
Robert: You a Black Ass Lie!

2) Carl: Hey, man, you see that fine girl right there with the apple bottom? I hit that a while back.
Gary: Man, you a Black Ass Lie!

3) Andre: I'm tired of being a slacker, I'm gonna go out and look for a job tomorrow.
Andre's mom: Boy, you a Black Ass Lie!

4) Boss: I can't give you another chance, Willie. I'm sorry, I gotta let you go this time.
Willie: Aww, come on now, Boss. Give me one more chance. I promise I wont mess up again.
Boss: You a Black Ass Lie! You said that the last four times!
by Mr Secks March 01, 2011
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eat ass in hell

To eat ass in the hell- is to rot in hell, for a short time, to have a terrible feeling of anxiety and hopelessness in that moment. To acknowledge you scream out "I eat ass in hell"
1) David ran to his car during the thunderstorm. He got completely soaking wet and fell into a muddy puddle. He screamed " I eat ass in hell"

2) Roger went in to Jerry's office and said I just got fired! Jerry said dude you eat ass in hell right now
by Club April 15, 2015
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Broke ass nigga

A nigga that’s jealous of other niggas for their expensive things he can’t afford
Claudio is a broke ass nigga and he called me broke
by Thicc man dude June 12, 2019
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my ass is smelly

when you take a gigantic dump in your old girlfriends toilet so she doesnt let you wipe your ass
Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly
by showmanisbored January 17, 2021
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