Cookieman’s ass cheeks

a gift from the gods

Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

ass juice junkie

When a girl feinds for you to fuck her in the shitter, and sucks your cock after to suck her own ass juice off of your cock.

Dude, your girlfriend is an ass juice junkie.

by I'm the fucking master May 16, 2016

whiney ass bitch

WAB ... a narcissistic female or even a male who finds minor situations or activities to whine or complain about to others around them

I don't like this bar because the beer isn't perfectly chilled and I'm bored because I'm a Whiney ass bitch

by elev man December 1, 2013

Ass gasket cling-on

Papery material that sticks to your genitalia during defecation in a public restroom when using a toilet seat cover.

Ahh man I didn’t realize I got ass gasket cling-on’s all over my knob from that quick trip shit I took earlier.

by That island guy April 16, 2021

Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness

Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!

by Da truth as far as you know August 6, 2011

my ass is smelly

when you take a gigantic dump in your old girlfriends toilet so she doesnt let you wipe your ass

Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly

by showmanisbored January 17, 2021

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.

I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.

by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009