white nose syndrome

White-nose syndrome (WNS) is a disease that affects hibernating bats and is caused by an invasive, cold-loving fungus (Pseudogymnoascus destructans). The fungus grows on bats' skin, disturbing their hibernation and resulting in dehydration, starvation and often death.
Millions of bats died from White Nose Syndrome.
by mr man the science man April 26, 2023
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Worldmeup syndrome

Person 1: Omg they got worldmeup syndrome

Person2: yeah well Im gonna be like dis fur a while
by Scp6000live August 25, 2023
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fad syndrome

A condition that causes a person to erroneously believe themselves to suffer from a medical condition emphasized by the latest trends in health or diet.
"Jenny is gluten free."

"Why? Does she have celiac?"
"No, but she does suffer from fad syndrome."
by Docta QG September 15, 2017
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Miranda Cosgrove Syndrome

A fully Caucasian woman who has Asian features
Mikey Madison has Miranda Cosgrove Syndrome
by RATAN December 13, 2024
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extra hand syndrome

Its a Super Rare Disease that only 1 person on the whole earth has in which someone has an extra hand on their hand
Wow he has an extra hand on his hand he must have extra hand syndrome !
by NotCocomelonenjoyer January 11, 2025
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discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*
dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome
by MasterCuntwalker February 28, 2016
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Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".
Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.
by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023
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