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Delayed Reaction Syndrome

The act of either not having fast reactions in general, or delaying your reactions on purpose. May be shortened to DRS. Another word for this is "being a lazy piece of shit". DRS is normally present in people who couldn't give two shits about the world around them, even their friends.
Example:
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
by spriggan. September 14, 2023
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Wolphie Syndrome

Lost of correct spelling and sentence structure. When you can spell anything because of over exaustion.
Ive got wolphie syndrome from all my lack of sleep

Playing ark has given me wolphie syndrome
by Crazyjayz303 July 14, 2018
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Whaa Syndrome

Definition 1:
"Whaa Syndrome" can be shortened to just "Whaa". Its when you complain about anything and everything to the point every word you say is perceived to come out as "whaa".

Definition 2:
Crying because you exist.
1): "Daniel has come down with 'Whaa Syndrome', he continues to complain about playing Rocket League"

2): " WHAA! Kept crying Daniel"
by ValiantNoob August 26, 2017
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the ayesha syndrome

a syndrome where cis male ayesha fans become trans after stanning that Latino bitch for too long
"omg did you see what's happening to fraser?"
"no, what happened?"
"he got has the ayesha syndrome and now became a tranny"
by succubusnacha January 25, 2022
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white boy syndrome

Have you seen Tanner Olsen?? He has a bad case of white boy syndrome.
by Chickennoodlesoup December 4, 2013
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smurfy butt syndrome

type A. When you take a shit in a porta potty and you splash some blue water on your butt hole.

Type B. When you eat too many homeless peoples asses and their gangrene morphs into gang blue and your butt falls off and the Polynesian people roast your blue butt at a luau
the buss driver had a terrible case of smurfy butt syndrome
by Kryan October 30, 2022
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SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
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