Poop n’ pull

Mastubating while taking a shit

Person 1: why has Luke been in the shitter for an hour
Person 2: probably taking a Poop n’ pull

by Lance Biggerstaff November 6, 2017

pulling a ren

When you decide to stay up all night and as quickly as you decide it, you fall asleep.

“I ended up pulling a ren lastnight”
“Really, how do?”
“I wanted to stay up but I fell asleep”

by hisokalpleaserailme March 24, 2021

Pulling a machine

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat

Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE

by MrBoar July 26, 2023

Pulling a Zelensky

To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.

Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.

by scarlettfor January 7, 2025

Pulling a Duke

Pretending to have the runs and sneaking out to the toilette to play a game on the mobile phone or tablet.

Kris is pulling a duke so he can be in the quest

by DukeNuke'm January 17, 2020

Pull of the Michal Jiránek

Finding somebody's address by requesting the person's location on snapchat and them accidentally accepting it.

Damn bro, I can't figure out a way to find her address.

Just "Pull of the Michal Jiránek" dude, that's how I got my ex's address.

by RustyComeBucket June 6, 2021

Pulling a Tyler

It means to skip school for the sake of not sleeping, but making it a bigger issue than it is, as most people just go on with their day after experiencing the exact same issues.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Joe today?”
Person 2: “Nah man, he’s pulling a Tyler”
Person 1: “God again? We all can’t sleep but come in anyways”

by Caspisho January 30, 2024