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Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.
Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.
by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025
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Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020
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dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations
Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!
by Hyasynth December 10, 2023
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your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business
I would care but your dog is not my dog
by Armyhope June 13, 2022
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Dog friend

A bad friend, typically a backstabber or a snitch.
Norman/Alex/Boris/K______ K_______, u a dog friend fo breaking Pranvas nose.
by rs09 February 18, 2024
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Chili Dogging

Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.
by Cumbungus November 5, 2020
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Mad Dog

Formally the MD-90, the LOUDEST GOD DAMN PLANE IN EXISTENCE (aside from the Concorde). It pretty tho. Loved by AvGeeks, hated by Environment specialists. (lots of emissions.)
Mike: Bruh the Mad Dog is being retired?!
Jon: Damn climate people.
by AvGeek0924 February 5, 2021
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