face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

Two-Face

When you cum on only one half of a girl's face.

Yeah bro, I gave that bitch a Two-Face

by lilbitchnigga69420 March 27, 2021

Fish Face

A person who can't show any emotions on his face

“ omg are you crying? “
“ lol no i have a fish face, i’m actually laughing “

by Afish4aday September 17, 2019

daddy face

A face a dominant male gets when he is doing/wand to do some kinky shit. It’s fucking hot.

Has anyone told you that’s you get daddy face when we make out?

by usernamefor500 August 15, 2019

Big ass tittie face

You are a big ass tittie face means yo ass is to big and yo titties are bigger than yo face

Hey woman you got a big ass tittie face :) ;)

by Bigboi099 March 7, 2022

Sucking face

A form of kissing in which the main focus is suckingon the others lips.

Hank and Ali began vigorously sucking face

by The23rd May 27, 2020

tarte face

when your face looks like the side profile moon emoji

omg you have a tarte face!

by gooberbebe June 28, 2021