Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.

My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.

by Lycaeus April 21, 2024

Trojan horse cock

A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer

Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock

by jon snow123 December 22, 2017

Cock Rambler

When a girl is giving head and won't shut the fuck up - thus making her talking with her mouth full of dick

I didn't know Jordan was a cock rambler until she started telling me her life story with my dick in her mouth.

by S Mill June 6, 2015

Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt

hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!

by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021

Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.

Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!

by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

Cock and ball torture is a medievil form of torture used around the 1600's. They performed this by grabbing mens "cock and balls" and then ripping them off. This is a brutal method and is strictly banned in all states of the U.S.A.

"Is he gettings his cock ripped off"
"Yep, its called cock and ball torture"

by Airy6000 August 2, 2022

Perma-cocked

When a person is permanently cockblocked

This guy is just getting Perma-cocked by his overprotective friends

by TheEmp3r0r October 7, 2020