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cock swobler

A cock swobler is basically another way of calling someone a idiot.
This can be used in a derogatory way or a loving way.
Example #1: leave me alone you cock swobler. (derogatory)
Example #2: if you're tired of me, take a nap. You ain't leaving me you cock swobler. (loving)
by Chodep December 30, 2022
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Cock grab day

Grab somebody’s balls and twist them in October
by Cock and ball toucher October 6, 2023
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cock and ball roundabout

when a group of men (usually in a group of six or more) all have anal intercourse with one another all lined up in a circle.
The roundabout only finishes when all men participating have climaxed, becuase of this, Cock and ball roundabouts often need a safeword.
''these guys are pretty intense, i heard one time they did a Cock and ball roundabout''
by frog spider in mouth August 21, 2019
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Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick
I found a shitty Pop cock
by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015
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Dirty Cock Rocket

A large cock otherwise known as a hammer that often see the inside of an asshole.
His dirty cock rocket was ridden hard.
by Tedjoeyemma May 28, 2020
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Cock Gobbler

Something we've all got in ourself, the part of us that just wants steal that persons girlfriend or to be in the way of someone and his crush having sex/getting together.
by Salvia Trader March 10, 2020
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Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.
South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.
by Texas Man November 26, 2018
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