(Jay-nuss sin-drome) Similar to an ego death from a DMT experience, however, in this case you are just completely retarded.
by Chork Kang January 19, 2021
A mental illness characterized by an overwhelming intoxication with power, leading to delusions of grandeur, a compulsive need to assert dominance, and a tendency to make outlandish demands. Individuals suffering from TSA Syndrome often exhibit symptoms such as profiling, insisting on being referred to by self-appointed regal titles, displaying an irrational confidence in their piss poor decision-making abilities, and developing an uncontrollable urge to micromanage everything within their perceived realm of control. In extreme cases, sufferers may believe they are destined to rule the world, despite a complete lack of qualifications or followers.
TSA Syndrome comes from the asshat TSA agent at the airport who evidently believes your 4oz tube of anal lube is going to bring down the plane.
TSA Syndrome comes from the asshat TSA agent at the airport who evidently believes your 4oz tube of anal lube is going to bring down the plane.
TSA bitch: ma'am, your 6oz tube of anal lubricant is not allowed past security.
sexy mad'am: but misses, I need my anal lube or Jeffreys big penis will hurt piping out my tight arse and pussy holes!
TSA bitch: ma'am you're going to need to either ship your anal lube back to Pittsburgh or throw it away.
fine mad'am: God damn it!
fine mad'am: *turns to Jeffrey* this bitch sure has a bad case of TSA Syndrome!!
sexy mad'am: but misses, I need my anal lube or Jeffreys big penis will hurt piping out my tight arse and pussy holes!
TSA bitch: ma'am you're going to need to either ship your anal lube back to Pittsburgh or throw it away.
fine mad'am: God damn it!
fine mad'am: *turns to Jeffrey* this bitch sure has a bad case of TSA Syndrome!!
by ledar August 19, 2024
Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.
by blamebreadmaker July 29, 2024
When your name is so popular that it appears in numerous songs that people play for you to only creep you our
by InfusionFilms July 12, 2019
Across the vast expanse of time, nothing has perplexed scientists quite like this disorder. Sabba syndrome can be categorized in many ways; it is the closest relative to intellectual disability within its family of disorders. Many symptoms include excessive cigarette consumption, purchasing a sandwich or a can of Pepsi daily, and engaging in unwelcome physical contact with the opposite gender. The patient cannot be held responsible for their actions, as they experience an uncontrollable urge to touch themselves in front of others. Therefore, seeking medical assistance is strongly advised."
Doctor: "The results are back madame..."
Mother:"Okay, doc"(proceeds to start stripping)
Doctor:"wow madame relax please I didn't mean that we can do it another time though;)"
Mother:"Doc you're making me anxious what is it?"
Doc:"I'm sorry ma'am your son has sabba syndrome..."
Mother: (Left speechless)
Mother again: (pulls out a gun and ends her misery)
Mother:"Okay, doc"(proceeds to start stripping)
Doctor:"wow madame relax please I didn't mean that we can do it another time though;)"
Mother:"Doc you're making me anxious what is it?"
Doc:"I'm sorry ma'am your son has sabba syndrome..."
Mother: (Left speechless)
Mother again: (pulls out a gun and ends her misery)
by HeetsTeak November 06, 2023
A grave syndrome in which the one that has it achieves pure levels of autism and stupidity. It comes from the first pure autist Mandea Vlad.
by vladconst August 13, 2017
The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed
You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
by tronytroo February 05, 2023