The feeling of overwhelming laziness and depression after working in the 12th ave. home for Shabbos.
by Gary Cohen May 28, 2022
Get the T.A. Syndrome mug.When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.
by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025
Get the Schumer Syndrome mug.This is when someone in business says that they could do something so much better than the person or company you used before.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Householder to friend "The new gardener couldn't believe how bad my previous gardener was"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
by Big Davie 2 November 28, 2021
Get the Hairdresser's syndrome mug.All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.
This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.
This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.
by papi1938374 February 11, 2023
Get the Holy sock syndrome mug.The condition whereby on the second day of being back at work/college after a holiday and/or long break you are a lot more fatigued and generally more unhappy than you were on the first day of being back at work/college.
by Jonnycrl January 7, 2020
Get the Second Day Syndrome mug.I tore apart the hotel room when I drank too much Cisco. Definitely had the Cisco syndrome bad. Stay away from that nasty ass bum wine.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
Get the Cisco syndrome mug.Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed.
"you need to go to sleep! And when is the last time you had something to eat or something to drink!?"
"I don't need sleep or food and drinks I need the osemanverse!"
"What is the osemanverse?"
"the osemanverse is a universe centered around Alice Oseman's books"
"Okay, I see. I hereby diagnose you with Osemanverse syndrome"
"What is osemanverse syndrome?"
"Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed."
"Oh I definitely have that"
"I know"
"I don't need sleep or food and drinks I need the osemanverse!"
"What is the osemanverse?"
"the osemanverse is a universe centered around Alice Oseman's books"
"Okay, I see. I hereby diagnose you with Osemanverse syndrome"
"What is osemanverse syndrome?"
"Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed."
"Oh I definitely have that"
"I know"
by osemanverse_syndrome November 22, 2022
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