Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??
by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018
Get the Cock blockmug. When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.
Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.
by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024
Get the Cock Spangled Canklemug. Quote by Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 refering to the sexual practice of touching a different cock every day.
by Mr.VOfficial June 5, 2023
Get the The Year of the Cockmug. • Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
“Where is it?”
“Are you in?”
“Seriously?!”
“Oh HELL no!”
“What do you mean you’re done?”
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
“Where is it?”
“Are you in?”
“Seriously?!”
“Oh HELL no!”
“What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
Get the Cock of Disappointment (Cod)mug. 1) “I’m gonna wash the shit out of you with my cock.”
2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”
3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”
4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”
2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”
3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”
4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”
by PurplePenisPumpernickle August 18, 2021
Get the Cock Washmug. Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
by Gregor111 July 18, 2018
Get the Have pitty on my cock you fucks.mug. The best tool creating by the blacksmith saymon singleton where he made a metal cock which evolution gave the superior species real cocks.
by Miistake1 April 14, 2022
Get the cockmug.