a very big cock

what i have

look at my huge cock! lets fuck now! yes a very big cock

by qwertyuiujhgvfdvgbhjnbgfcdecfg January 26, 2021

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Cock trout

when You raw dog a chick and don’t wash your cock for a couple days.

“Man, I fucked Stacy a couple days ago, then went camping, forgot to wash my dick. When I got back I was walking down the street and a girls like was your dick I can smell it from here cock trout”

by Cock trout June 24, 2019

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double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.

I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.

by augustbell666 August 27, 2019

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Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

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