Sam was attempting the Dog in a bathtub (balls in ass and dick in vag) and got his balls in but couldn’t get the angle right for the vag so had to sterile for a Dog on the Tuckerbox shooting his load on Nicky’s ass cheeks. (Tuckerbox)
by Cupracop July 2, 2021

Someone who is really bad at call of duty or Fortnite and sucks
Generally used while someone is trash talking
Generally used while someone is trash talking
by Among us that is not sus October 28, 2022

Aaron James Crispino.
by Morganlladdddllalad June 11, 2018

by Joel Dick September 14, 2021

by Heapcreed December 1, 2016

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer
Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged
by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023
