Dirty J

A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.

Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.

by sandvag May 18, 2021

Dirty valkarie

The sex nympho god . Once you get a taste you will lose all sanity because you will forever be bewitched, say goodbye to your life as you know it dirty valkarie will change you life as you know it

Once you get a tast of dirty valkarie you will be a slave

by Val-ku-re April 7, 2020

dirty Delbert

The act of sitting on the good furniture after smoking marijuana and leaving the stench behind.

He can't smoke over here any more, he always pulls a Dirty Delbert

by Doobie Do September 7, 2021

Dirty Nevaeh

A sexual act in which one person cleans a room while watching another masturbate in the middle.

"I couldn't clean my room the other day until my boyfriend pulled a Dirty Nevaeh."

by Ernest Graves August 10, 2023

Dirty Trizzy

A cool guy that is a womanizer he is loyal to a default but when he feels betrayed or that you could potentially be trying to play him he becomes the ultimate version of despair and revenge for you and God's Gift to women all around.

Damn you did me dirty Trizzy. Watch out now that there is a dirty Trizzy.

by LTrizzy May 21, 2019

dirty mickie

when you're sick of using your finger so put a carrot up your bum and toss yourself off

"my finger cramped last night so pulled a dirty mickie"

by frogman5748300 June 10, 2019

Dirty Sergio

The act of taking a train for 3 hours to have relations with a girl,

I did a dirty sergio last weekend

by Corvexqt June 13, 2023