dog

a turtle

"seek dog"
"could this be dog?"
"lovable sort ahead"
"try fingers
but hole"

by The Loathsome Dung Eater April 22, 2022

dog friendly apartment

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.

dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.

by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017

Dog Buv

Dog crap. If you have to put it to words and music BUV is what happens when the dog craps

MY dog is so smart she makes dog buv right in front of the toilet.

by tymmchn1969 March 7, 2025

doofus dog

A dumb dog who barks a lot and can’t stfu and has a dumb owner

Did u see that dumb owner waking Her doofus dog

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

Dog

A type of animal that gamers who don't touch grass know as water.

Toxic Gamer: "Dude your dog!"
Gamer2: "Dog backwards is god"

by your mom your mom November 1, 2021

Dog botherer

A person whom bothers dogs....... a play on the term God botherer, it refers to a person keen on stroking dogs (non sexual) despite them being tied up, growling or trying to bite your face off

Omfg look at that pooch!!!.....I'm sorry I can't help myself I'm a prolific dog botherer

by TheClawknows May 26, 2020

dogs

Slang way for teens to talk about toes

“Jimmy put your icky sticky fugly dogs away!”

by Fish tank cactus August 9, 2022