by Jiniffer April 9, 2022
Get the Dogmug. Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
Get the Balloon Dog Years scalemug. by y0urdog November 3, 2022
Get the Dogmug. 
A dog with a puckered face that always looks concerned due to the breeds it's mixed with, or a dog that's a Sharpei or Pug. They always look concerned, and it's the cutest thing ever!
by Failurebitch May 16, 2025
Get the Wrinkleface dogmug. by aphroditeAgoddess February 12, 2024
Get the am i a shit dog?mug. Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!
by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024
Get the Dogs vs Catsmug.