Fucking the dog

Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom

So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog

by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021

Hot-Dog

The sexual act of inserting a phallus shaped piece of poop into her vagina instead of a penis. The bun is the vagina.

She thought we were going out to lunch, but instead I gave her a hot-dog.

by Loverofhotdogs August 7, 2021

dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 25, 2020

Dog month

Approx a 4-day length span of time where you meet a chick on Tinder and (more or less) fall madly in love with her. To sound less crazy, you start using a dog-years conversion (1yr = 7 dog yr) to make yourself feel ok about knowing this girl less than a week.

Bro, she’s the one. I’ve only known her about a dog month, but we’ve got a crazy connection.

Dog month? How long is that? A week?

Approximately 4 days and 3 hours..

by MC Chuck Chorus July 3, 2019

Dog Energy

A guy that sniffs out females. He is for the streets. Watch out, when in heat.

Damn you got some dog energy.

Watch out he's got dog energy!

by Ritchieee December 31, 2020

Clean Chili Dog

This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.

William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah

by ChodeFilA May 31, 2022

Dogs

Feet. Many people would buy pictures of these from you. Including me🥰

1: My dogs are out Jason!!
2: Put them away you shit.

by Coco!! November 15, 2022