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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Pulled a Susie

acting sloth-like; sleeping and eating all day due to lack of motivation
-I pulled a Susie yesterday and now I feel so relaxed today.

-Instead of going to work I pulled a Susie.
by Vegetable_Lasagna May 12, 2016
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pulling a jayden

rapping but at the same time, not rapping
basically just mumbling random words that sometimes rhyme.
"bro this rapper sound like he is pulling a jayden"
by liquidsaint221 June 20, 2023
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Vagitational pull

The uncanny ability to appeal to women everywhere you go.
Every where I go ,I got ladies flocking to me, straight vagitational pull..
by Troubled T-Roy December 10, 2012
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pulling a Jeremy

Using the same detail more than once to confuse anyone who might be interested in something.
I can't believe it! FNAF just keeps pulling a Jeremy!
by MerBudd January 30, 2023
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Pulling a Skywalker

An act in which a person very nearly enters into a sexual relationship with someone who, unbeknownst to them, is a close relative, ala Luke and Leia.

Hey, it happens. You can also say "Pulled a Skywalker", as in, "So-and-so almost Pulled a Skywalker with so-and-so."
For example:

Henry: "'Sup, Jay. Man, did you hear about Mike?"
Jay: "Naw. What happened?"
Henry: "Well, apparently that hot blonde chick he was going out with the past few weeks... was his first cousin!"
Jay: "WHAT??!!"
Henry: "Yeah! Dude almost got caught Pulling a Skywalker with his own cousin and didn't even know it!"
Jay: "Hahaha! Man, Mike's lucky the worst thing they did was make out a few times!"
by The1Atheist January 4, 2014
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pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
by andromeda123 August 3, 2010
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