See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."
by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025
Get the Chef Hot Messicamug. When a woman is a 6 on the hot scale. She starts work at an ice cream plant making her a 10 thus being "ice cream hot".
by Cream of ice April 6, 2024
Get the Ice cream hotmug. A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.
Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
by Parsil March 22, 2020
Get the Hot Dick Cowardmug. by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017
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