The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.

Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.

by Francesco morningwood March 21, 2023

Dirty Kaine

When you fill a balloon with so much sperm it's about to explode, then pop it over some ones head.

Bro I just did a dirty kaine to my grandma.

by ThePPsucker68+1 March 8, 2023

Dirty Sneezus

Upon railing a chick in the anal cavity, remove said Phallis from the anal cavity, and sneeze on it. Then ram said now dirty phallis back inside said anal cavity with no warning or caution.

Lastnight me and darrian were goin at it and he ripped my asshole open with a dirty Sneezus.

by Rahb Zeus May 23, 2019

dirty Viveka

To scissor a woman but only while eating fruit of some kind. Also putting fruit anywhere you can while the scissoring occurs.

Anyone ready for a good time? Let’s all start a dirty Viveka

by Alyssa Sanz May 14, 2020

dirty mike

The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.

Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.

by romanator03 April 5, 2022

Dirty Coner

The Dirty Coner is the act of shoving one's kitchen utensils one by one into your Rectum whilst playing low quality Jump Up Drum & Bass as loud as you can whilst staring intensely at your dog who is doing the circle dance before taking a shit.

"Did you hear about Ethan? I heard he was caught and gave his nan a heart attack whilst performing the Dirty Coner, his dog had to be put down"

by Eric Bana's Left Foot June 9, 2020

dirty blasious

When taking a shit in a public restroom only to find out there is no toilet paper so you use you underware and leave them there.

I left a dirty Blasious at the gas station.

by Period pussy eater June 6, 2020