shit ass bitch

Describes when someone or something is a severe bitch or pain the ass. It can also be used to express misfortune or anger like damn or fuck, or as a random vulgar adjective that serves no purpose but to add crudeness to a sentence.
"This knee injury is such a shit ass bitch."

"What the shit ass bitch are you doing on Friday night?"

"Awwwww, shit ass bitch!"
by Captain Benjamin December 25, 2008
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feel like shit

When you just feel down about yourself and feel disgusted. See "Feel like crap." Its when nothing matters to you and you donlt care, your also very sad. When you feel like crap, the best thing to do is at the very least go outside and eat some fruit. Nature will at least make you feel a little better, but sitting here at the computer reading this defination is not. One thing to do is to have a nice cold glass of iced tea.
Feel like shit, I hate feeling like shit

Go out side and eat something natural. Go running, do something other then sitting at the computer in some room.
by depressed guy June 21, 2010
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Next Level Shit

A substance that is in some way superior or more powerful than others
Example 1:

"I just got some Puerto Rican rum. It's some next level shit"

Example 2:

Person A: "That guy's all fucked up"
Person B: "Yeah, he's high on some next level shit"
by Mac 7 July 6, 2009
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nigger the shit out of

1) to take advantage of, especially to over-consume one's share of something that is available to only a small group of people

2) to rightfully obtain that which does not belong to you

3) to destroy in a drunken stupor or rage; to fuck shit up

4) to get work done in an efficient and timely manner

5) taking one's penis and consensually plummeting it into the female genitalia violently
1) Don't nigger the shit out of all the free pizza you bastardfuck.

2) Let's nigger the shit out of their grill, but Jordan has to push it down the road so we're not on the camera niggering it out of their lot.

3) I proceded to nigger the shit out of Mickey's yard and mailbox last night. Chip and Jeff are next.

4) Hurry up Ed! Let's nigger the shit out of house cleaning just in time for the 'hos to come over tonight.

5) I proceded to nigger the shit out of Abby in the back of her daddy's new car, and she liked it!
by MickeyDale July 22, 2009
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What the shit?

Some dumb bastards attempt at saying what the fuck but falling well short of making sense had to settle for what the shit.
by nigga man December 1, 2003
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Clogger shit

simaler to the linkin log shit this shit is when you think it's soft yet extreamley hard. You flush the toilet and it cloggs the toilet so bad the water is getting past it but nothing can break thru the impenitable force the is the shit. Not even the toilet snake can save you now. Don't bother calling the plummber cause his snake won't get it either.
yesterday i took a shit and i thought it was soft so i flushed and it turned out to be a Clogger shit i guess i shouldn't have eaten those breakfast burriots!
by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009
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[when the eagle shits]

Payday, usually for government jobs. This phrase dates back to WW2 when soldiers in the U.S. army referred to payday as "the day the eagle shits" in further reference to the bald eagle, a symbol of America.
"Sorry dude, I can't pay you back until the day when the eagle shits"
by mollywop67 February 28, 2009
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