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Doughnut Dogging

The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.
Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.
by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023
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Big Dog

A big dog can be defined as someone who has a lot of strength, they have huge muscles and they often like to punch or fight people. A famous big dog in australia goes by the name of Tristan Acord
wow look at that guy he is such a big dog
by dyliesss August 22, 2019
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Dog Doors

Becky, keep your legs closed, your dog doors are flapping in the wind!
by Onegirltwopups April 5, 2022
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Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
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dog n' tots

slang mainly used in the pacific northwest excluding california ( oregon, washington) meaning a males genitals.
tom: i fouled manning by hitting him in his dog n' tots.
justin: oh not his dog n' tots
by jt13dragon September 15, 2020
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Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.
Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!
by bigthunker November 7, 2020
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Clevland Chili Dog

A Cleveland Chili Dog is when you Intentionally deficate then whipe your groin in it to comense titty fucking.
It's ok we will just clevland chili dog it.
by KINGrude November 5, 2017
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