Pulling an Austin Worthington

1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.

"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."

"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"

by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011

Pulling a Maarten

Being absent without letting friends know

A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!

by SAJEMA October 21, 2010

Pulling a Hartwell

Where you lie on a recording or message of some kind to get out of something like Walter Hartwell White did from the hit show breaking bad in season 5 episode 7, "Say my Name".

Did you see that message he sent to the teacher? So fake.

I know right? He's totally pulling a Hartwell!

by baking brea August 24, 2022

pulling tabs

often a term used to describe somebody who sells drugs, or does drugs incase of tapped phones or suspicious by-standers

"yeah he's pulling tabs over at the park, I know its kinda weird.

by Manimack-So-Best-So-Lean May 7, 2009

pulled a Helluva Boss

It means, you swore and do terrible sex jokes... a lot in front of your loved ones, classmates and even in public.

"I don't know man... Rudy pulled a Helluva Boss in front of his friend, now he's unlikable in the classroom."

by wildk4t December 4, 2023

Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.

by Yomamawant1 February 7, 2017

pull a ts

Pulling a TS.
This is when someone start doing something or start saying they will do something but you either never see the end of it or the day of it.
This come from the never ending scams the korean agency TS Entertainment did. They always started something but never finished it or even say they will di something but they never did.
It is similar to procrastination.

-Brian started eating his cake but he pulled a TS and now it is rotting on the table.
-Karen is gonna pull a TS and get in detention for not doing her homework.

by myunmoos May 5, 2019