jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

eat my shit

An insult which can be said to someone who is pissing you off, shortened to EMS

Would you like to Eat My Shit you massive fucking cock face?!?!

by Phat Ba*d May 11, 2006

shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 4, 2004

some other shit

When someone is behaving in such a way that is not normal human behavior, or typical of any known man made drug.

"She's acting crazy, that bitch is on some other shit."

by yesitsmeagain October 23, 2008

NC State Shit

An inevitable chain of events in a sports where a blatant bad call or bizarre unlucky play causes in a total collapse of confidence, resulting in multiple, unforced, and devastating errors.

1. "Well we just cracked the top 25 rankings, I guess we are due for some NC State Shit."

2. "You were up 10 with 5 minutes to go? What happen?"

"Typical NC State Shit. We got a personal foul for 'giving them the business', and then fumbled from the victory formation."

by svrs October 8, 2009

Horse Shit Casserole

A situation or place that produces the elements of drama, rumor, fiction, and nonsense. These elements are mixed together in such a way as to cause any rational thinking person to avoid this situation or place.

Traveler #1: What place is that we just drove through?

Traveler #2: Pawhuska, Oklahoma. I hear that place is a horse shit casserole.

by skypie June 29, 2011

You're shitting me

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"

Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?

by MissBynn March 7, 2009