funk ass bitch

A person that is an undisputed pain in the ass to all people, doesn’t know when/how to stfu, and is just flat out annoying.

him: hey you’re kinda cute

her: aw I’m telling the gc!
him: you funk ass bitch

by anc43 January 26, 2018

Purple Spastic Bitch

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

by Little Gimpy Man May 21, 2012

Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

by cornholouos February 17, 2010

Snitches get bitches

Contrary to popular belief, snitches accumulate massive amounts of bitches due to their never ending thirst for delivering justice.

Chad: after I reported the serial killer to the police bitches surrounded me

Snitches get bitches

by A J1 Potomac steam locomotive October 26, 2022

big face bitch

A girl with a steam shovel for a face. A large faced woman. Also known as a BFB. See Julia Stiles

Would you at that chick, she is a big face bitch.

I was reading a magazine while dropping a deuce and saw Julia Stiles, what a shovel face BFB.

Our waitress is a big face bitch.

by killcam May 25, 2015

Ninja bitch-slap

When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.

A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.

Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...

Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.

Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?

by thesameoldshit March 9, 2010

bitch take a nap

meaning take a nap
or i hate you go away

"Bitch Take a Nap!" - tyler
"okay!"-kiersten

by Uncle Julio December 28, 2010